Our Photoshop guru went to The Photoshop World convention in Las Vegas last week and brought back this bag of M&Ms, color coded to our agency's color scheme. I figured since they were from Vegas, they were dirty whore M&Ms - sure, they'll satisfy your "needs" in the short term but they'll more than likely slip you a rufie, steal your wallet and sell your credit cards to her dealer for a dime bag. Oh sure, it'll be fun your friends said. No one will ever know, they said. Try explaining all of that to the nice detective who is less than impressed with your choice of tiger print underwear. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Bullshit. Herpes is forever my friend. For-ev-er.
Total weight loss: 188.5
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