Like so many of the food items that make their way into out kitchen, this box of danishes just kind of magically appeared. Client meeting leftovers? Someone who is trying to be nice to us, like a vendor looking for work? A coworker who had an itch for a danish on the way to work and decided to buy not-quite-enough for the rest of the office? Or perhaps we have pastry elves who want us to be good and fat when they come bursting out of the ceiling to attack, subdue and then eat us live? Fucking elves. The knife is a dead giveaway.
Current weight loss = 176
Current weight loss = 176
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