What is it about meetings that they require food in order to happen? Is there a Grand Unification Theory of Meetings that requires a certain tonnage of empty calories before the higher brain functions of the meeting attendees can operate efficiently? And if so, is this a scientific Theory and therefore subject to the immediate and irrational disbelief by the Discovery Institute, soon to be followed by their competing explanation of Intelligent Meeting Design which states that meeting snacks could only come into existence by the influence of some higher, fatter power?
Yeah, that has to be it.
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