9.1.10 — Chocolate Loaf

A "gift" from a media client trying to get us to spend money with them. Coworkers who tried it described it thusly:

Orowheat with shitty chocolate ribbons.

Ho ho without the cream filling.

It looks like a blurry tramp stamp.

Yummy.

Total weight lost: 186.5

8.25.10 — Garlic Bread

Hmmm, it's been awhile since anything has magically appeared in the kitchen. I think my coworkers are getting wise to my game. This pitiful offering almost isn't worth my notice. Let's face it, they've thrown cupcakes, donuts, pizza, sandwichs and all manner of other tasty treats at me and I've shrugged them off with nary an activated saliva gland. Slices of garlic bread. I'm almost insulted.

Current weight loss = 185